All About Love

I'm only 19, I'll be 20 in January, but in the last few years I think I've learned quite a lot about love.  Love isn't butterflies.  Love isn't sex.  Love isn't love letters and flowers.  Love isn't diamonds.  Love isn't days, weeks, months, or years.  Love isn't whispers in your ears.  Love isn't holding hands.  Love isn't beautiful.  Love isn't kind.  Love isn't indestructible.  And for goodness sakes, love isn't happily ever after.  No no, love is waking up in the morning and kissing despite the god awful morning breath.  Love is waking up with hair in disarray and make up smeared and lying to me that you still think I'm beautiful.  Love isn't compromise, its giving up because dammit you just don't want to argue about it anymore.  Love is driving each other up a wall to the point of wanting to murder each other, but going to bed in each others arms anyways.  Love is waking up and forgetting what it was you went to bed arguing about.  Love definitely hurts.  Love comes, and it goes. . .but love never dies.  Love is biting your tongue.  Love is doing it even though you don't want to.  Love is a commitment.  Love is a verb.  Love can often mean goodbye.  Love is the number one cause of tears in all 50 US states.  Love is tolerance.  Love can kill.  Love is selfless.  Love is jealousy.  Love is frustration.  Love is worry.  Love is stress.  Love is trust.  Love is sticking around, even after the fights, tears, tantrums, break downs, ups, and downs. . .because love is all we've got.  That's what I've learned about love.

What I learned. . .

So in the last few weeks I have been keeping myself extremely busy and I have learned a lot.  I feel like knowledge should always be shared so I'm going to share what I have learned with you guys. 

~Old people really like fast food for some reason.
~Acrylic nails. . .ya they're really flamable (learned this one the hard way)
~If you find one spider, there are usually more.
~How to spell surprise (okay that one I learned a couple months ago but I still learned it)
~The LG Neon SUCKS!!!!!! don't buy it!
~I'm really good at beer pong. . .except when I'm already gone.
~Apparently I learned how to play ass hole, but I don't remember anymore (Thanks Kaylea and Matt)
~Cats are attracted to flip flops :)
~Running naked in the rain is very refreshing on a 96 degree day.
~Paper clips are very useful.
~Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey is a real thing and should be taken seriously
~Santa is. . .or once was a stripper. . .
~Snake heads. . .very scary.  google them. 
~Burning Lavendar candles makes the bad spirits go away.
~Gerard Butler's abs were sprayed on for 300, this upsets me.
~There is only 1 Golden Girl left and thats Betty White!  I thought Rue was still alive.
~Be careful who and when you let someone cut your hair
~Walking through cemetaries at night is fun (banjos??)
~If you tip a cow, it could die.
~There are spiders with wings!!!
~Small Children think flies are deadly
~When being tested for TB if it bubbles and itches that means you HAVE TB. . .not the other way around :)


I'm sure there is a lot more but I will end it all there.  I learned quite a lot of valuable information in the last few weeks and a lot of it is thanks to Kaylea and Matt.  :)