Prince Charming

Once upon a time, in a far away land lived a sad little Princess who wished upon a star.  As her luck would have it, her wish was granted, but the "answer" was defective.  Yes, the princess of course wished for Prince Charming, but instead got Prince Not So Charming.  Yes, he may have appeared to slay dragons in the beginning, but in the end all he was good for was passing gas.  The sad little Princess left the Prince as soon as she saw who the Prince really was and locked herself back up in her tower to wait for the next "Prince Charming."

Make a Wish

I wished upon a shooting star. . .and then I met you <3