Inside Joke With Matt And Kaylea

Mood: Content and Flirt (Trying to remember to do this at the start of my posts lol)

Weather:  Windy. . .very windy

What I learned. . .

So in the last few weeks I have been keeping myself extremely busy and I have learned a lot.  I feel like knowledge should always be shared so I'm going to share what I have learned with you guys. 

~Old people really like fast food for some reason.
~Acrylic nails. . .ya they're really flamable (learned this one the hard way)
~If you find one spider, there are usually more.
~How to spell surprise (okay that one I learned a couple months ago but I still learned it)
~The LG Neon SUCKS!!!!!! don't buy it!
~I'm really good at beer pong. . .except when I'm already gone.
~Apparently I learned how to play ass hole, but I don't remember anymore (Thanks Kaylea and Matt)
~Cats are attracted to flip flops :)
~Running naked in the rain is very refreshing on a 96 degree day.
~Paper clips are very useful.
~Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey is a real thing and should be taken seriously
~Santa is. . .or once was a stripper. . .
~Snake heads. . .very scary.  google them. 
~Burning Lavendar candles makes the bad spirits go away.
~Gerard Butler's abs were sprayed on for 300, this upsets me.
~There is only 1 Golden Girl left and thats Betty White!  I thought Rue was still alive.
~Be careful who and when you let someone cut your hair
~Walking through cemetaries at night is fun (banjos??)
~If you tip a cow, it could die.
~There are spiders with wings!!!
~Small Children think flies are deadly
~When being tested for TB if it bubbles and itches that means you HAVE TB. . .not the other way around :)


I'm sure there is a lot more but I will end it all there.  I learned quite a lot of valuable information in the last few weeks and a lot of it is thanks to Kaylea and Matt.  :) 

Mattibear

So I got a request to write a lil bit about the new boyfriend.  I don't really like to write blogs specifically for the person I'm dating until we've been together for a while because I feel like it will jynx it. . .but I'll share with y'all a little bit.  Lets see. . .his name is Matt and on occasion I like to call him mattibear :)  I don't know how much information he wants included in my blog but I will tell you he is very tall (6'4''), muchly attractive, extremely funny. . .and well. . .unique.  He loves sports, his favorite color is yellow, and he isn't a fan of technology.  Oh, and he is addicted to going to the casino lol.  He doesn't lie, he hates liars, and most importantly he treats me really well.  He's a good guy :)  As I said before, I don't know how much information he wants me to put in my blog. . .but there is just a little bit for ya.