What I learned. . .

So in the last few weeks I have been keeping myself extremely busy and I have learned a lot.  I feel like knowledge should always be shared so I'm going to share what I have learned with you guys. 

~Old people really like fast food for some reason.
~Acrylic nails. . .ya they're really flamable (learned this one the hard way)
~If you find one spider, there are usually more.
~How to spell surprise (okay that one I learned a couple months ago but I still learned it)
~The LG Neon SUCKS!!!!!! don't buy it!
~I'm really good at beer pong. . .except when I'm already gone.
~Apparently I learned how to play ass hole, but I don't remember anymore (Thanks Kaylea and Matt)
~Cats are attracted to flip flops :)
~Running naked in the rain is very refreshing on a 96 degree day.
~Paper clips are very useful.
~Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey is a real thing and should be taken seriously
~Santa is. . .or once was a stripper. . .
~Snake heads. . .very scary.  google them. 
~Burning Lavendar candles makes the bad spirits go away.
~Gerard Butler's abs were sprayed on for 300, this upsets me.
~There is only 1 Golden Girl left and thats Betty White!  I thought Rue was still alive.
~Be careful who and when you let someone cut your hair
~Walking through cemetaries at night is fun (banjos??)
~If you tip a cow, it could die.
~There are spiders with wings!!!
~Small Children think flies are deadly
~When being tested for TB if it bubbles and itches that means you HAVE TB. . .not the other way around :)


I'm sure there is a lot more but I will end it all there.  I learned quite a lot of valuable information in the last few weeks and a lot of it is thanks to Kaylea and Matt.  :)