Good Bye Knight in Shining Armor

Look at you shine, look at you glisten.
Your smile is like a drug
I breath you and take you in.
Before long i'm hipnotized by you.
Hipnotized?? no. . .blinded.
For you aren't a knight in shining armor at all.
No. . .not a knight, nor a lord, barely even a man.
You are below the peasants, the jokers. . .hell you're below the sewage.
Your horse is but an old cow.
Oh and look at this, no heart, no soul. . .nothing.
So what does that make you??. . .nothing.
I'm sorry "Knight" but you are not fit to even breath the same air as me.
You lie, you're a hipocrite, and your scared. . .you call yourself a "Knight"? 
You're not even a man, and it takes a big man to be a Knight.
Especially my Knight in Shining Armor. 
So ride away, ride away into the sunset on your cow.
I want nothing more to do with you.
Oh and, while your out please tell Prince Charming I'm waiting.

Wishing

If I wish upon a star will you come home?  How about if I pray to god every night before I go to sleep?  If I blow out all my candles on my cake?  Or if I toss a penny into a fountain?  I need my Knight in Shining Armor.  I need him to kiss away my tears, and make all the monsters under my bed go away.  I need my Knight because when he is beside me when I sleep. . .I don't have nightmares.  He slays the dragons and kisses me in my tower.  But how would have thought that the amazing Knight would have to leave after saving the princess. . .who would have thought that the Knight had to fight more dragons and continue to save the world?  Did you read the fine print beneath the words "Happily Ever After?"  The knight. . .will always be a Knight.  He wears his armor into battle and it shines bright in the sun as well as the moon.  And the Princess. . .she will continue to wait, and wish, and pray until the Knight no longer has to wear his armor. . .and he can come home.

Dear Knight in Shining Armor,

Dear Knight In Shining Armor,
Why do you make me wait?  Why am I sitting here, and you there?  I need you next to me, beside me, part of me.  I need to feel your warmth, your body, your heartbeat.  I need to know that you love me and that I don't wait in vain.  Please don't make me wait anymore, close the distance between us.  Kiss my lips, let me taste you, your love, your lust, your passion.  Let me lay in your arms as well as your heart.  Let me feel your finger tips pressing on my body.  I want to trace lines over your entire body.  I want to watch you while you sleep.  Please don't make me wait any longer dreaming, fantasizing.  Make my dreams a reality.  Let me be everything you've ever wanted and more, and make you the happiest Knight of all.  Let me do that. . .that is all I ask.  I love you dear Knight, as I always have.