My Major

So. . .because I'm an extremely indecisive person that will just never be satisfied, I'm thinking about changing my major.  As my readers already know, I'm not really a fan of this whole college thing. . .so going to college until I'm 30 to get my doctorate in psychology doesn't really make a lot of sense.  So I've been sitting here pondering about the things I want out of life. . .and I've come to this conclusion:  I want to help people.  I don't want to be a doctor.  I don't want to be in school for the rest of my life.  I think I'm going to change my major to nursing!  Yes. . .my back up plans still hold.  If the option of dropping out of college to get married and have kids arises, damn straight I'm taking it.  In the meantime, I think I'm going to switch my major.  Thoughts?  Comments?  Suggestions?  Curse words of encouragement? 

Back Up Plans

First of all, I would just like to say as an update to a prior post titled "Philosophy" I got a 100 on that short little response!! lol
I've decided if the whole college thing doesn't work out, I should probably have a back up plan. . .So I actually made three back up plans incase the first two back up plans don't work :P
Backup Plan A:  Find a wealthy bachelor and marry him.  That way, I don't have to go to college, nor to I have to work and for the next few years and I can be a baby maker and forever be an amazing housewife.  What ever woman decided that she wanted to be equal to men and work. . .ya she should be kicked in her womanly part. 
Backup Plan B:  In the event that I don't find a wealthy bachelor to marry I will get dreads in my hair and become a gypsy.  I will hitch hike my way all over the United States reading tarot cards, palms, and telling people their horoscope. 
Backup Plan C:  If the first two plans don't work, then I'm going to take Gabby down with me and we're both going to ditch college and run away and become Groupies for some band (and no, not Justin Bieber).

So, what do you think??  At least I have a plan for myself and goals :D